useless trivia

[Nascar12]

Why is the word abbreviation so long in relation to its meaning???










(edited by nascar12 - reason? can't bloody spell abbreviation, could I?)

 

[Spook]

If your a kleptomaniac at least you can take something for it

 

[Fordlover]

quote:Originally posted by Spook

If your a kleptomaniac at least you can take something for it

hahahahaha made my day

ive got no useless trivia, so i google'd

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jelly

 

[Nascar12]

I over heard a work mate say this phrase on the phone today.
(I would have loved to know what the conversation was about)!!!



"I'd rather have a 'bottle in front of me', than a frontal lobotomy".

 

[billy01]

If a writer suffers from writers cramp and a tennis player suffers from tennis elbow than what does a gynaecologist suffer from

Tunnel Vision

 

[Nascar12]

If you choke a Smurf, what colour would it turn???

 

[Spook]

I realised I was dyslexic, when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

 

[Hardies Hero]

why is Boxing Day called Boxing day?

 

[TS-50]

In ye olden times it was the official day that people opened their presents, Christmas day was about church etc.

 

[Quasi]

quote:Originally posted by bigcol


Did you know that the word that start's with F that nearly every one uses when something goes wrong actually stands for Fornication Under the Consent of the King.

Not according to Van Halen, they had an album named after it....'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'

quote:Originally posted by bigcol


Garry hasn't been in the media for about 10 years but after that started an export company exporting Roo meat.

Sounds like revenge to me..."what's that Skip, you can smell something cooking?"

 

[TS-50]

quote:Originally posted by Quasi

Sounds like revenge to me..."what's that Skip, you can smell something cooking?"

He smells what The Rock has cooking, . . . . . .




a can of Whoop Ass, ...

 

[Nascar12]

Why does the term " Restorers Dream" get applied to some of the absolute biggest heaps of sh!t on ebay, when infact a restorers dream would be to see a fully restored car????

More like restorers nightmare?

 

[XYGTReplica]

quote:Originally posted by nascar12

Why does the term " Restorers Dream" get applied to some of the absolute biggest heaps of sh!t on ebay, when infact a restorers dream would be to see a fully restored car????

More like restorers nightmare?

I always laugh when I see "Restorers Dream". What they are usually trying to say is that, it is way past bothering with and should be stripped and dumped, in a nice way!

 

[Poita]

If Former Origin Greats are called FOGS

What are Former Australian Greats called?

 

[Car61]

If Young Labour are called the 'YOUNG LABS'
and Young Liberals are called the 'YOUNG LIBS'

What do you think the Young Country Party are called ??

 

[Henry]

quote:Originally posted by Car61

If Young Labour are called the 'YOUNG LABS'
and Young Liberals are called the 'YOUNG LIBS'

What do you think the Young Country Party are called ??

Reminds me of John Farnham presenting an ARIA to Jimmy Barnes around about the time they recorded that duet thingy together for Barnesy's "Soul Deep" album....

JF: "Jim, it's a privilege to present this to you, and to have recorded with you: you live soul, you breathe soul, you ARE soul"...

JB: "In that case, thank Christ I never made a country album!"

 

[Beejay]

Some supposed quote of a radio interview involving opposing members of parliament:

Country Party (indignantly): "I'm a Country member!"
Labor Party (dryly): "Yes, I remember..."

 

[Nascar12]

Why is it when buying a Lemon flavoured drink, it says "made from artifical flavours and colourings", and when you buy dishwashing liquid it says "made with real lemons"??????

 

[ROB17]

LOL Nascar!

 

[bjr22n]

mmmm dishwashing liquid.. lol

did you know that when an ant is intoxicated it falls over on its right side...