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Bartman09

Active member
PaddockBasher said:
Exactly right!

Did see an interesting thing the other day, a ZK fairlane, completely covered in brown carpet. Could have even been shag pile. Even the rims were done. And it had some weird sort of lump/growth on the roof. I think the strangest thing was, that it wasn't a Territory car, had NSW plates on it.
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Obviously owned by a Lesbian..
They like carpet don't they...[crackup][crackup]


P.S No offence intended to Lesbians...
 
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PaddockBasher

Member
Well, if it was a lesbian driving, it was one of the most unattractive lesbians I have ever seen. Really needed to do something about the beard....
 
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Gerry

New member
Reminds me - my young bloke is doing work experience at a local dealership service department.
A couple of days ago he was relating this story about a customer whose car was, well, stuffed.
He was describing the person - tallish, slim but with decent tits and wait for it ...........



a moustache.

Now it wasn't just a "Greek nona" type (apologies to all the Greek nonas out there) but it was a fully grown moustache!!
I know he wasn't exaggerating because I also saw "it" at the shops next door.
 
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PaddockBasher

Member
So, is it just me or is anyone else wondering when Bartman will start up another raffle in a quest to fund his bid to be Snappa's wingman? [crackup]
 
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Bartman09

Active member
PaddockBasher said:
So, is it just me or is anyone else wondering when Bartman will start up another raffle in a quest to fund his bid to be Snappa's wingman? [crackup]
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Sorry only do raffles for SPECIAL little girls that are sick...[sa]
If Snappa needs me as his wingman then he will have to pay...:D:D
 
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Bartman09

Active member
Rumours have it that 79Maq's mantle as the #1 SBR fan on here is being severely challenged by someone who has managed a special invitation to the taping of V8Extra at the SBR workshop this Monday night.[:D]
 
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